Andrew E: You don't know me

Ever since 1991, hanggang ngayon I stayed humble
Pero pag-inapi ako, get ready to rumble
I’m minding my own biz - wala na sa showbiz
Forget comedy - coz hindi ko na matiis
May mga ilan na nagmamaang-maangan
They say I’m nobody at sila’y nagtatawanan
Get off my back - you f*****g disease
Mga trying hard Pinoys to my displease
What’s my name? A-N-D-R-E-W E
Nine platinum records, ahay yah that’s me
At ikaw, meron ka “wala” oh wala pala
Kaya know me first at ‘wag kang tatanga-tanga
At don’t tell me “Who the f**k is he?”
22 blockbuster movies
Excuse me, magtatanong ka pa kung bakit
I’m more popular than you think so f**k it

CHORUS:
Andrew E. say what?
You don’t know me
My name on newspaper and on tv

Mas lalu akong inaapi mas mayabang I become
Here I come, here I come, here I come, come, come
You say I’m panget pero bakit ka nagagalet
Pag kinuha ko girlfriend mo, you will say “Oh shet”
Oh shet talaga kaya ilayo mo na
Baka pag natikman ako, sa ‘kin s’ya sumama
Coz I’m hot like pizza, I taste like pasta
Vermicelli, Tagliatelli, Putanesca
Putrages ka kung balikbayan, don’t try
I’ll screw your girl in front of your own two eyes
And she’ll be back to you and tell you “I love you”
But she ain’t gonna tell you what she did to Andrew
But you never make puna
Dine-date mo nilawayan ko na
Excuse me, magtatanong ka pa kung bakit
I’m more popular than you think, so f**k it

CHORUS:
Andrew E. say what?
You don’t know me
My name on newspaper and on tv

You can DJ, talk s**t, you brag and boast
You can rap rap rap but you can’t come close
So here’s a toast sa mga bobong tulad mo
Hip-hop, hip-hop, pero hip-hop kuno
Every Friday nasa fashion Café
Nakikipag-lips to lips sa isang mukhang gay
At ang nakakalungkot - take note
Puting polo, every week yun ang suot
Palagi niya kong tinitingnan
At sa chick ko naglalaway ang t******g ‘yan
At siya’y napapabulong
Kase mga chick niyang dala mga mukhang katulong
Nanlalake mata, dilat na dilat
How the hell an ugly guy get a girl like that
It’s because, stupid morons, you don’t know me
Stupid morons, my name is Andrew E.

CHORUS:
Andrew E. say what?
You don’t know me
My name on newspaper and on tv